Endgame aka Jack & Daniel R Doing It

[ankh]

After chatting to elgrey about various episodes and inconsistent behaviour/writing, I decided to take another look at season 8 episode Endgame.
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s8/transcripts/810.shtml
Daniel is so playful he's downright giddy. Sam's missing and Jack's whining that Daniel shouldn't go off to rescue her, because the bad guys might be waiting and Daniel might...get...hurt. Add to this the penis zat shot:





Yes, that does appear to be a giant dildo pointing at Jack's face. If you squint it maybe looks like the zat gun Daniel is holding in the scene...but you'd be wrong. It is, actually, that giant dildo you thought you saw in the first place. My conclusion is that Jack and Daniel have started a shiny new sexual relationship which began after we see them so cosy during the previous episode's wedding scene (Sacrifices), this is something I'm supposed to see because it is so very much canon. This makes me happy. It also makes me wonder if I should delete recent posts about Ronon shagging Daniel, because Jack is going to kill me.

He's not real, right?

Comments

[deej1957.livejournal.com]

Ronan better back away from Daniel Right Now, or Jack will kill you both.

And, LOL, at the giant penis!!!!

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

But *whine* Ronon's so pretty and has good knees

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

and oh-so-strong thighs...
*runs into door frame contemplating pretty picture*

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

*passes crash helmet*

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

love the giant penis shots. And do not delete Daniel/Ronan. I have pimped that pair into a few compromising positions! Jack might just want to *coughs* watch

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

Jack can watch AND get insanely jealous! Yay for slutty Daniel! ;-P

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

get any ideas?

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. But I have to finish another fic first. Meanwhile, the mental images are fun to play with...

[tejas.livejournal.com]

YOU FOUND THE IMAGE!!!! I've been looking for that one and looking for that one!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

And yes, Jack would kill Ronan if he tried anything.

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

Heh. There's a bigger pic here:
http://pics.livejournal.com/ankh_lj/pic/0005fdkb

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I *love* the expression on Siler's face.

"Oh. Another porn show. Wonder if Walter has the popcorn."

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering what Siler is doing behind Jack. Whatever it is, Jack doesn't look too comfortable. Oh! Have you ever seen the deleted scene that has Siler (apparently) checking out Daniel's rear view and getting caught doing so? I've put it here:
http://twtid.org/trailers_miss/sg1_orpheus_300.zip

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! That's priceless!

[seanchaidh.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. Nothing is subtle in Stargate. Deny it though they will, NOTHING IS EVER SUBTLE!!!!!!!1111

Lucky us:)

[sg1scribe.livejournal.com]

My season 8 DVDs are still on my bookshelf in their packaging. Only you could make me think that tearing that packaging off and watching them might be a very good idea :-)

Must get round to buying seasons 9 and 10...

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Delete that non-OTP stuff right now, or Jack will be after you with his deadly dildo, er, zat ....
JacknDaniel4evah!!!!

[ankh-lj.livejournal.com]

*snort* For threatening me with the giant dildo zat I have a special revenge. Check out my next post. ;-P

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Hah! You can't scare Jack, me and the dildo of doom ....